Sunday, January 5, 2014

Lada Samara

I was looking up my name, and everyone knows it is the nightmare of anyone to have a car named after you;

because it will invariably be a very very shitty car. Unless your name is Mercedes, in which case your name is terrible but you can say there is a nice car with the same name...(although everyone already knows that. That's precisely why your name is so silly.)

So I found a car with my name sake and it was 


invariably








very shitty.


Also, this is a Soviet Russian car...which just sort of adds to the whole thing

Also my name means DIRTY TALK?! (I'm not even gonna get into that right now.)

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